Stephen King once described this as one of his favorite movies, caused a stir back in the 70’s because of the brutality, I think it was even released under an X rating, which probably disappointed all the horn-dogs going in thinking this was some kind of kink porn flick. The movie is another addition to…
An introverted nerd finds himself dangerously deep inside the crazy world of mukbanging after he falls head over heels for a mysterious woman. …is the description of this movie that I promise you isn’t a porn. Mukbanging? Am I supposed to know what this is? I don’t have a teenager at home, no one to…
Enjoy watching viscous horror? Like your killers well-lubricated? Ever wonder “why does everyone make milky coffee? Maybe put a little grease in there instead?” Today is your day! You like weird ugly old guys in shiny Speedo underpants? How about weird old ugly guys walking around naked with their schwantz hanging out? What about disco?…
Noomi Rapace is everyone’s favorite punk rock girl power hero from the early-2000’s “Girl Who Did Badass Stuff” movies. Great movies, great character, and every so often I see her name in something and I think “I should see that, she was badass 20 years ago” but I never do. She’s in this movie, playing…
The Shining was a Stephen King slash Stanley Kubrick masterpiece released in 1980. 40-ish years later, they release the sequel based on the Stephen King book “Doctor Sleep.” It’s a sequel to a movie that is groundbreaking horror, and it flopped like hell! How could a movie like this flop? I mean sure, more than…
The last time I saw this one I was probably seven, watching it play on WPIX New York’s “Chiller Theatre.” “Ahh! Chopped off talking lady head! Scary!! Ahhh! What’s that thing in the other room?!?” Great movie for an unattended seven-year-old, I watched Chiller Theatre anytime I had the opportunity and saw some great old…
Remember that hilarious movie your college roommate made? The one with stupid props and really forced-sounding character acting? That movie that even public access TV wouldn’t play? This movie was not nearly as good. I accidentally watched the sequel last year (Return to Blood Fart Lake), decided I’d try out the original to see if…
I opened up Tubi and am greeted by the face of a scowling bald black man and written underneath are the words “Bitch Ass.” Now, I don’t know who this guy is, but I must have cut him off in traffic or something, because now he’s on the top of my Tubi app, calling me…
The 2013 version is the same but different. It’s mostly different. Same cabin, similar chain of events, some of the lines from the original were imported for the fanboysandgirls to point and clap at, but otherwise it’s just a modern horror movie seen-one-you-seen-em-all post-2000 remake. An even number of boys and girls go into the…
Ken Russell made some trippy movies in his prime. He built “Tommy” in 1975, “The Devil’s” in 1971 (slick historical horror flick, by the way), “Gothic” in 1986, “Lair of the White Worm” in 1988, and in 1980 he built “Altered States.” The movie was a pretty big deal, some 45 years ago, but for…