63 minutes of a movie. I love short horror movies! “Is it good? Is it bad?” Who cares! It’s minimal investment! If a movie seems dodgy to me I’ll avoid it if it’s over 2 hours long (because let’s just be honest with ourselves, Mister Director… you’re not making “Citizen Kane” just another piece of…
This no-budget DIY “found footage” movie is the true story of Chris Chambers (a not-real person played by Joseph Mazzaferro), and is composed of one hour of (not)actual footage of (not)Chris Chambers acquiring and opening his very own Dybbuk Box from the dark web. A little background, a Dybbuk is a thing from Hebrew folklore,…
It’s a “Found Footage” type of production, shot in the actual catacombs of Paris. Neat! I’m in! Reviewers hated this movie, let’s see what I can get out of it. Found Footage movies are a low-budget work-around, and in my experience more than half are complete stinkers, an eighth are only mildly awful, and a…
“Antrum” was a fairly no-budget movie made in 1979 about two children who, as children often do, dig a hole to Hell out in the woods behind their house. It was submitted to seven film festivals and was rejected from all of them, because Satan made it and he’s been completely blackballed from the industry,…
Wheee! More retro horror! Ooh, what kind? Is it all 80’sey with synth music and Rubiks cubes in every scene? Is it 60’s grindhousey with the make-believe film defects airbrushed in so you’ll know you’re supposed to feel like this is old timey? I wonder what sort of color filters they’ll put on everything! I…
Romania, home of such movie greats as… well I could go on all day, but this one is a mockumentary thing I got recommended my way because I like messed up movies. This particular messed up movie is the story of a “that weird guy in film school remember him?” character who should not do…
It’s a mockumentary/ found footage/ torture porn trifecta! Neat! Edward Carver (carver, get it?) is a serial killer in Poughkeepsie, NY (because honestly what else is there to do in Poughkeepsie?) who leaves behind a massive cache of homemade snuff porn tapes. Police and other officials talk to the TV crew about the case in…
With a name like that how can you go wrong? Let’s find out! Another found-footage crockumentary. Colin… what was his last name? I already forgot. It’s something, let’s just call him Collin Hay for now. The front man for 80’s pop band Men At Work, is a pimpled-up over-actor from down-the-cape who killed a bunch…
Sorgoi Prakov is a Russianish (I say “ish” because he’s actually from Sdorvia, a country between Russia and Belarus. Go ahead, find that on a map) journalist who travels to France (a real country, you can find that one on a map pretty easily) with a camera and microphone strapped to his head, because that’s…
It’s an 88-minute mocumentary done in the style of a TV documentary, about the grieving family of a dead teenager come back to haunt them. The Positive: It’s well-made, the characters and acting is all convincing and authentic, and you’re able to suspend disbelief and feel as though you are watching a documentary of a…