This movie has been out for almost a decade, but I haven’t heard of it until just recently, but a whole big unspecified number of people have been talking it up of ZOMG so royally scary and you gotta see it type movies. My guess it’s just like anything else on the internet, some content…
A recently-Jesused-up English girl goes to work for a sick and dying famous lady. Maud, that’s the girl (you could have guessed by the title of the film, but I’m not judging you), is super religious, prays all the time, punishes herself in all those religious self-harm sort of ways, and then has spontaneous Godgasms….
An awkward and nervous FBI lady has ESP and uses it to find a killer, a whole big deal is made about it for maybe 15 or 20 minutes and then the filmmaker forgot to incorporate her magical superpowers into the rest of the movie. She is now on the hunt for a weird Nick…
New York yuppie breaks up with his fiance, so he becomes gym-rat Jenkins and dates his boss after some marathon mirror-flexing. Hot stuff! He bumps into an old friend from out if town and is wicked psyched about it. They would have a great bro-mance thing going if the outa-town friend wasn’t an intergalactic warrior…
First off, the subgenre “Foreign Horror” is bullshit. There is no such thing. No horror is foreign and all horror is foreign. “Nothing Bad Can Happen” is a horror movie from Germany, so it fits under the “Foreign Horror” category, meanwhile, anyone from Germany reading this isn’t going to see this as foreign, not like…