It’s an Irish-made torture-porn movie about three women who get abducted off the streets and brought into a secluded, shitty house to be victimized in a “Red Room.” For those unaware, a Red Room is an internet-born urban myth about a room broadcasting actual snuff to a bunch of people on the Dark Web who…
Capsule Review… It’s another terribly retroriffic “Hey where did this ominous videotape come from? Who cares let’s watch it!” movie full of gum-chewing Satans, wiggly space monsters, babysitters in peril, and Art the scary clown. That’s the memorable bit, the pilot introduction of Art the Clown. He’s the fucked-up Freddie Krueger of the 2020’s, you’ve…
The first and second installments of this franchise are proto-torture-porn legend, the third one? I’ve never seen it. Perfect – I’ve got a website where I watch and review as many horror movies as I can cram into my eye face, a fine excuse to watch basically everything. Especially the ones people don’t talk much…
More vintage Italian horror, this one by the prolific director Umberto Lenzi, who made a whole mess of trashy horror in the 70s and 80s, and is most known for his cannibal movies (which were pretty trendy in Italian horror in the 70’s and 80’s). This movie was filmed the year after the People’s Temple…
Dipping into some vintage horror now, this one is a Joe D’Amato classic from 1979, when Italian horror was at its high point. Soundtrack by “The Goblins,” known also as “Goblin” on the soundtracks of multiple Dario Argento horror movies of the era. If you come across any on their records while picking through the…
Australia has been knocking it out of the horror movie park the last several years. Just Google up “Aussie Horror” and see the giant bloody bag full of horror movie titles it brings back to you. The Loved Ones is another Aussie title I haven’t heard of until recently. It’s from the same director who…
Georgia is a 6-yr-old girl living the normal 6-yr-old girl life: She has family and friends and a clown at her birthday party and her parents hate each other. That is until the night she’s abducted from her home. Abducted, I might add, from the bedroom in her mother’s house, through that window that’s been…
Didn’t see this one in the theaters, though it seems like a theater experience would have been the way to go. Nah, I rented this on Fandango (used to be Vudu, when it was owned by Walmart, now is Fandango-At-Home, because guess who bought it), ten bucks. Didn’t want to wait ’til the price was…
Happy Halloween, you creeps! Yesterday I watched and reviewed “Found”… spoiler alert, I really liked it (even though Mido slept through it. After 14 years of life and experience nothing impresses her). In “Found” a kid watched a videotape his brother stole from a rental place, and watched relentlessly. “Headless” is that movie. A movie…
Can’t believe I never heard of this one. Low-budget wonder, it’s a coming-of-age story about a kid who idolizes his psycho brother who gives his parents sass and keeps severed heads in a bowling bag in his closet. It starts like a bizarre coming-of-age film that turns into a horror movie halfway through… even though…