Sleep paralysis is an affliction that’s been making the metaphorical rounds the past few years. It’s that thing that nobody really talked much about for much of human history and that people are talking about all the time now. Movies and documentaries and podcasts (zohmuguh, so many podcasts) talking about sleep paralysis and about the…
The Belko Experiment (2016)
Corporate horror, not to be confused with… well you know. Belko is an enormous soulless industrialized people-storage and application unit, what we refer to colloquially as a human resource company in Columbia. Looks great, you can’t pay me enough. It’s basically a penal colony with snack machines. You know the kinda place I’m talking about,…
Eden Lake (2008)
KTILF… it’s like a MILF but with a Kindergarten teacher. A KTILF and her KTOYFRIEND (not a real thing) go off to enjoy a romantic weekend in an abandoned British quarry. Oh dear hold me back you romantic devil you. They get there and oh no the abandoned quarry is now a construction site for…
Inside (2007)
French horror, so you’re gonna have to read! Pregnant lady gets into a car crash, loses husband, now she’s miserable and hates the world. Four months later she’s due to give birth, any day now, and it’s Christmas. So in the spirit of Die Hard movie office arguments that makes Inside a Christmas movie. Bring…
Terrifier (2016)
Might as well start with this one. Anyone who’s seen it knows it to be a perfect opener for a website with “Gore” in the title. Scary clown prowls the neighborhood with a trash bag full of rusty tools. “Scary clowns again? What is it, 2016?” Funny you should mention it, as this movie came…





