Georgia is a 6-yr-old girl living the normal 6-yr-old girl life: She has family and friends and a clown at her birthday party and her parents hate each other. That is until the night she’s abducted from her home. Abducted, I might add, from the bedroom in her mother’s house, through that window that’s been…
This movie is about an Eastern European sex gulag, where sweaty long-haired bearded men in leather jackets and lots of necklaces smoke all day in dark and dirty offices, abducting women from Balkan streets and pressing them into prostitution catering to weary soldiers. The head pimp, named Viktor (because of course he is), takes a…
The original Salem’s Lot was a 1975 Stephen King book, turned into a 1979 made-for-TV Tobe Hooper miniseriesā¦ one that I watched when I was twelve. Twelve years old and I knew I was going to be a horror fan when I grew up. The original holds up pretty well, all things considered. For those…
So I finished watching some sort of torture porn’ish movie on one of the streamers, I think it was either Hostel 3 or that other thing I can’t remember the name of right now, and when the movie is over we have the streamer version of the “impulse aisle” where they line up a whole…
More homemade horror on Tubi. Bar is set low, as the no-budget indie stuff is not gonna knock your socks off eight times out of ten, but I’ve been surprised before. I do try to watch a bunch of these, and not completely discount the efforts of the aspiring filmmakers, but with a wider margin…
Back when your grandma was young and hot, she probably put on her best push-up bra and starred in trashy B-movies like She Freak. A fun freaky movie from the “Something Weird” catalog. A carnival comes to town, in what I assume to be some crappy dusty California tiny desert town. Jade is a waitress…
That movie everyone was hyping up, the one where everyone has a weird psycho looneybird smileā¦ should I watch it. Duh. Of course! “But there is so much hype, how good can it really be?” Peh, know what else gets a lot of hype? Sugar, orgasms, blue jeans, melted cheese and driving fast. All great…
In this Eli Roth movie a real estate salesman dad plays substitute clown when the clown for his 7-year-old son’s birthday party cancelled. Cancelled DURING the party, like “where are you?” and “sorry can’t make it, no costumed performers for YOUR kid this year!” Not something I can identify with. I think I had two…
It’s a 70’s-riffic blaxploitation movie! A classic, actually, started the whole “blaxploitation horror” subgenre, back in the day (and yeah, there was a “Blackenstein” too). The original title, before director William Crane took on the project, was “Count Brown’s in Town” featuring the vampire Andy Brown. Wanting to make things a smidge more dignified, he…
How have I gone so many years not realizing that Cabin In the Woods is not the same movie as Cabin Fever? Somehow that got into my head and so whenever I see that title crawl by as I scroll a streamer’s “Horror” collection I’ll think “Nah, seen that twice already, so many movies I’ve…