This is one of those movies that everyone is internetting about, you probably saw it just after Midsommar and just before The Terrifier. It’s a movie about Peter. Peter has a weird sister, and they both live in a “shoes off” house. You know, walk in the front door and everyone has to take off…
A recently-Jesused-up English girl goes to work for a sick and dying famous lady. Maud, that’s the girl (you could have guessed by the title of the film, but I’m not judging you), is super religious, prays all the time, punishes herself in all those religious self-harm sort of ways, and then has spontaneous Godgasms….
This movie is advertised as a “horror/musical” and I hope to the gods this isn’t a thing that will trend. Of all the horror genres and sub genres and sub sub genres, “Singin’ Draculas” doesn’t need to be a thing. That wasn’t a joke. I say a lot of provocative, ridiculous shit on here but…
There’s eight of these? Never heard of it. Have I? Maybe? Well it sucks, so it doesn’t matter. One of those movies where you know immediately you’re going to hate it. From the opening scene, to the opening credits, you know you’re going to hate it. However, I have made a pledge to include a…
Happy Halloween, you creeps! Yesterday I watched and reviewed “Found”… spoiler alert, I really liked it (even though Mido slept through it. After 14 years of life and experience nothing impresses her). In “Found” a kid watched a videotape his brother stole from a rental place, and watched relentlessly. “Headless” is that movie. A movie…
Can’t believe I never heard of this one. Low-budget wonder, it’s a coming-of-age story about a kid who idolizes his psycho brother who gives his parents sass and keeps severed heads in a bowling bag in his closet. It starts like a bizarre coming-of-age film that turns into a horror movie halfway through… even though…
Tubi, the gift that keeps on giving. Mary is a porn stereotype… med student, sexy, broke, single, turns to sex work to make some money. As can be expected, she transitions directly from a career in strip to a career in ethically-challenged surgery. Neat! Her fixer, a cartoon character from the 1930’s made infinitely financially…
It’s a mockumentary/ found footage/ torture porn trifecta! Neat! Edward Carver (carver, get it?) is a serial killer in Poughkeepsie, NY (because honestly what else is there to do in Poughkeepsie?) who leaves behind a massive cache of homemade snuff porn tapes. Police and other officials talk to the TV crew about the case in…
Let me preface this by noting that I’ve watched a lot of messed-up stuff. All the Saws, all the Hostels, all Human Centipedes, all the Terrifiers, Salo, A Serbian Film, much of Takashi Miike’s catalog and all the New French Extreme stuff, not to mention plenty of actual snuff (there is some truly messed-up stuff…
With a name like that how can you go wrong? Let’s find out! Another found-footage crockumentary. Colin… what was his last name? I already forgot. It’s something, let’s just call him Collin Hay for now. The front man for 80’s pop band Men At Work, is a pimpled-up over-actor from down-the-cape who killed a bunch…